itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

(via vanicat)

askclint:

reverse-mermaid:

thecomicreliefcharacter:

thecomicreliefcharacter:

Mum just came home with nearly 50 fucking cartons of milk I thought this maths problem shit was a tumblr joke I didn’t think fuckery like this legitimately took place

no girls allowed

you’re really milking this joke, sean

Your mother is the one math problems warned us about.

(via nooxy)

spodermen:

If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world

(Source: daffypunks, via dutchbag)

dragonitehugs:

returnerofthesky:

ah

really good

NO NO N NO N O N ON NO NO ON NO NO NONO NOON NON N NOON ONOOOOOO

(via yesizi)

airred:

PEOPLE I LIKE GETTING INTO THAT THING I LIKE

(via celiere)

tenkyou-wa-koushiki:

N x Touya x Kyouhei

N: “Hey, Touya! Let’s ride ferriswheel together!”

Kyouhei: “Touya-san, would you mind riding ferriswheel with me?”

N: “!? You! Can you just be quiet—”

Kyouhei: “Touya-san! After that, would you mind having a pokemon battle with me?”

Touya: …

(via yesizi)

tsuki-nekota:

That’s what I was yelling at the tv.

(via haythamchan)

(Source: robotspider, via warsob)

(Source: tyrion-lannister, via wolfsdomain)

(Source: robotspider, via ihomicide)

sassygwaine:

microxcuts:

the good thing about being a mulitfandom blog is that no one knows what you will post next

#but you can bet your ass it’s gonna be gay

(Source: plugoutbaby, via wolfsdomain)

shaymine:

saltysteved:

gog bless

(Source: saltysteved, via wolfsdomain)

10880-malibu-point-california:

awkwardrabbit:

failstun:

tltty:

hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order

they are the order

I’d like a piece of that ass

no one should ever let us outside

(Source: hungarian, via wolfsdomain)

inarina:

Based on a conversation I had with my brother

WE TALK ABOUT JEAN A LOT

(via r727)

gothlolita:

if you honestly believe tumblr has taught you more than school in any way and that tumblr is more valuable than education please sit down. heres a glass of water. prepare yourself. youre wrong. yeah. ill give you a minute

(Source: amaloli, via haythamchan)